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C: Criminal

Sasori and Deidara sat, with most of the rest of the Akatsuki, in the living room of the base. Nobody spoke, but that didn't make it awkward. They rarely shared conversation with anyone except their significant other.
Today, however, everybody seemed to be catching Deidara's attention. He looked around the room at each person. It amazed him how everyone here was an S-Ranked criminal. Take Itachi for example, he was so young and looked innocent. Of course, your opinion changed when you looked into his eyes, but Dei was ignoring that fact.
How could it be that everyone here was wanted for something? In fact, Deidara didn't really even know what everyone had done to get them to the rank of missing-nin. He had only heard part of Sasori's story, and that was his partner. So he sure didn't know what everyone else had done.
Curiosity was beginning to take control of Deidara. Sasori lowered his book and glanced at his blonde partner. He recognized the look in Deidara's eyes. That look never ended well for Sasori. It was the look that meant Deidara was about to pry into everybody's personal lives and leave the puppet master to deal with the consequences.
Right as Deidara opened his mouth, eyes glued onto Itachi's form (although Itachi didn't notice because he was staring dully out the window), Sasori grabbed his sleeve and tugged.
"Danna, un?" Deidara glanced at his partner, pouting at losing his chance to talk to the other members.
Sasori merely shook his head.
Deidara stared at him. No? No, what? Surely his danna couldn't know what he was about to do. But, the stern look on Sasori's face made him second guess that thought. He turned away and faced Tobi, who was laying on the ground playing with a bouncy ball.
How on earth, Deidara wondered, did Tobi get into the Akatsuki? That kid was an idiot. Surely he couldn't have done anything skillful and dangerous.
He opened his mouth again, this time directing his full attention at Tobi. Right as he began to form the question, he felt something smack him across the head. He turned to see Sasori with his book shut, his finger marking the page he'd been at. He shook his head again, this time with a sigh.
Deidara glowered and turned his back to Sasori. Honestly, he couldn't have any fun with his partner around! He ignored his partner's warnings and glanced around the room again, now paying attention to Hidan. His question about Hidan wasn't so much how did he become a member, but why? Hidan was immortal for Jashin's sake! He could've just gone back and murdered everybody that was after him. There was no reason for him to join this organization.
He snuck a sly glance over his shoulder to make sure the red-head wasn't watching him. When he was sure that Sasori was fully engrossed in his book, he turned back to Hidan. He paused for a moment, trying to formulate his question.
"Hey, Blondie! What the fuck are you looking at?" Hidan yelled across the room.
Deidara could hear Sasori sigh and lower his book. Kakuzu also looked up, ready to scold Hidan for his language.
"I was just wondering-" The rest of his sentence was muffled by Sasori's hand over his mouth.
"Nothing," Sasori murmured, standing from the couch and dragging the bomber with him, "He wasn't wondering a thing."
Deidara yelled and flailed his arms. This resulted only in making him look like an idiot. Oh yeah, it got Sasori to chuckle at him, too.
Finally Sasori had dragged him through the maze of hallways and to their room. Once safely inside, he released his vice grip on the blonde and stepped back.
"Danna! What was that for, yeah?" Deidara whined, stepping closer to his partner.
Sasori rubbed his temples, "Brat, every time you try to pry into people's personal lives, you leave me to take the blame. And, honestly, that is the last thing I'm in the mood for today."
Deidara fidgeted, but didn't respond. He couldn't deny that he often bailed and ran, leaving Sasori to deal with whomever he'd pissed off. But, he had good reasoning! If he left them to Sasori, it would blow over much easier! They wouldn't o anything to the puppeteer, because he hadn't done anything wrong. And they wouldn't go back to Deidara to deal with it because they'd consider it already over. It simply made it easier that way.
"I wasn't gonna do anything bad, un." Deidara mumbled, shuffling his feet on the ground.
"Deidara," Sasori began. The use of his first name meant, in this instance, that he was in trouble, "You are an S-ranked criminal. Yet, you run around screaming and blowing everything up, you giggle like you're five and you act like it's your job to pry into everybody's life. On top of that, you don't take responsibility for anything!"
Deidara hung his head. Again, Sasori was right.
"Honestly, I wonder sometimes how you got into the Akatsuki." Sasori grumbled to himself.
"That's all I was wondering!" He exclaimed.
Sasori looked at him quizzically.
"Well, I wasn't wondering about me. But like Itachi! He's like twelve. He shouldn't be here!" Deidara began to ramble.
Sasori chuckled, "Look who's talking. If he's twelve, you're like eight."
Deidara ignored his statement and continued talking, "Or Tobi. He's an idiot. What on earth did he do to get here? And what about Hidan? He could just go kick everyone's ass. Why did he come here?"
Sasori rolled his eyes before grabbing the collar of Deidara's cloak and pulling him into a kiss. Sasori held Deidara still until he was sure that the blonde wouldn't begin talking immediately after he let go.
"Dei, Shut. Up." Sasori whispered, just inches away from Deidara's lips.
Deidara smiled and leaned forward and hugged his partner. Sasori wrapped his arms around Deidara and rested his head on his shoulder, a few inches from his ear.
"It doesn't matter what any of them did. It's none of your business, so stop trying to but into it."
"Yes, danna." Deidara muttered.
They pulled away and Dei yawned. Sasori lead him over to the bed and they both layed down, Deidara laying on Sasori's chest. He looked down at his blonde partner.
Deidara was an S-ranked criminal. He was more childish than anyone Sasori had ever met (excluding Tobi). He was also the nosiest person alive. He annoyed the living hell out of Sasori, but also claimed his heart. He was an S-Ranked criminal, and man, was he beautiful.
Yay! C!
Haha, this one is slightly more on the humor side.
I don't really know what to think of it, I literally made it up on the spot.
I get a kick out of it though!

D should be up soon.
It's going to be a whole ball of fluff.
But we all love fluff, RIGHT?!
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