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The members of the Akatsuki sat, begrudgingly, in a circle on the floor of the living room. They stared at each other with dead expressions, all in sheer disbelief that Pein would make them do such childish things.

"Now, we have missions coming up soon that will be assigned to particular people, meaning there is a possibility of you having to work with someone other than your usual partner. This "game" is to improve communication and allow you all to get to know each other so that you will work flawlessly with whomever you may be paired with," Pein explained, almost excitedly.

"That's great and all… but truth or dare, un?"

Pein stared blankly at the offensive blonde before raising his hand, in which he had a glass bottle, "We could play spin the bottle instead."


"No, no. Truth and dare is just fine, un."

"Just forget he said anything! We want to play truth or dare!"

The rest of the members joined in with protests against spin the bottle. Pein smiled evilly and sat on a couch behind the members. They all stared at each other awkwardly, really not wanting to play such a childish and embarrassing game.

Pein declared that Kakuzu was to start. They all went around a few times, everyone picking truth and asking simple questions like "what is your favorite color" or "when is your birthday".

Quickly Pein decided that this was not enough and demanded that they started asking more personal questions. The moods of all the members darkened as they realized that there was no way out of sharing some of their deepest secrets.

It had just been Itachi's turn, and he'd asked Sasori what his favorite color was. Simply, Sasori replied "blue". It seemed like an uncharacteristic color to everyone, and enlightened them slightly as to why they played this game. There was, in fact, many things they didn't know about the others that could be helpful. However, this answer simply pissed Kisame off. Blue was his favorite color!

"Hidan… Truth or dare?" Sasori nearly choked over the words.

Hidan stared at him a moment, "Fuckin' dare, of course!"

Silence filled the room briefly. Nobody had picked dare yet, and Sasori was entirely unsure of what to make the young Jashinist do.

A small smirk covered his lips as he realized what opportunity he had in front of him. Everyone had suspected that Kakuzu and Hidan had been together for some time now, but Hidan was less than willing to give any hints away to his feelings towards his partner.

"I dare you to kiss Kakuzu," Sasori kept his voice monotonous, but inside was truly excited.

"WHAT? Are you fucking kidding me? I'm not going to fucking kiss that asshole!" Hidan screamed.

Pein cleared his throat and cut in, "Hidan, you can't say no to a dare and you can't lie for a truth. Just do it."

Hidan's eyes were the size of dinner plates as he realized that he had no way out of this. Kakuzu's face revealed nothing, but that was a given since most of his face was covered under his mask.

Slowly, dreadfully, Hidan leaned over and pulled down Kakuzu's mask. He planted a soft kiss on his partner's lips and sat back in pure shock at himself.

"Fucking happy, puppet?"

Sasori nodded in his direction, more to just shut Hidan up rather than to admit his true happiness at the situation.

Hidan grumbled a little more before taking his turn, "Kisame, truth or dare?"


A malicious smiled curled the corner's of Hidan's lips up, "Was that you and the Uchiha fucking we heard last night? I just want to clarify."

Kisame glared daggers at Hidan, but Itachi's face remained emotionless as he waited to hear his partner's answer.

A heavy sigh escaped Kisame's lips, "Yes. Deidara—truth or dare?"

Deidara glanced at his partner, then back at the questioner, "Dare."

"No, pick truth."

"What? No, un! I picked dare!"

Kisame growled, "I have a good truth question, though! I don't have a dare!"

Deidara rolled his eyes, "Fine. Truth. Happy?"

Kisame smiled. He wanted his revenge. He was going to get his revenge. Damn Sasori for having the same favorite color! And Hidan… oh, he'd get Hidan later. But for now, he was going to get that damn puppet to blush.

"Do Sasori's… private parts work fine? Or are they wooden, also?" Kisame kept his tone innocent.

Deidara shut his eyes briefly. Really? He took in a deep breath before answering, "They work just fine."

Kisame nearly fell over when he realized that neither of the artists reacted to his should-be-embarrassing question. What the hell?

"Itachi, Truth or dare?"


"THAT'S NOT A CHOICE, FUCKER!" Hidan cut in smoothly.

Ignoring the outburst of the young male, Itachi looked at Deidara in a bored manner, "Truth,"

Deidara rolled his eyes. Man, these Akatsuki members were boring! "What is it you like about Kisame, un?"

Itachi directed his gaze to his partner for a brief moment, then shrugged. Everyone burst out laughing. Kisame stared, almost in disbelief at Itachi who, for the first time ever, cracked a very, very small smile.

"Damn, that's sucks fish-boy," Hidan spoke between laughs.

Kisame glared, then stood up and stormed out of the room. Things had been getting testy between the rest of the members, anyways. It didn't surprise anyone.

"Well, since he's gone… my turn." Itachi turned his eyes to Kakuzu, "Truth or dare?"


Itachi opened his mouth to ask a question, but Tobi cut in- "TOBI WANTS TO DO A DARE!"

Everyone glared at the boy.

"I dare you to go sit outside and don't come back in until I get you, un." Deidara spoke, smothering his annoying in false sweetness.

"HAI, SENPAI!" Tobi ran outside.

Everyone muttered thanks to Deidara and continued on with the game.

"Do you and Hidan… you know?" Itachi spoke again.

"Yes," Kakuzu answered simply.


Kakuzu sighed and followed behind him, knowing he would have to fix things with the male eventually.

Itachi, Deidara, Sasori and Zetsu stared at each other awkwardly before getting up and all going in their own directions.

Once safely in the confines of their room, Deidara turned to face his puppet partner,  "Well, that was interesting, yeah."

Sasori chuckled lowly, "I doubt it helped out with teamwork in any manner."

"Well, I certainly don't want to be with Kisame or Hidan for any mission coming up in the near future," Deidara chuckled.

Sasori shook his head with a smile and sat on his bed. Deidara plopped himself down next to his puppet. He leaned in closer and placed a sweet kiss on the lips of his partner.

"Can you believe Kisame?" Sasori asked.

Deidara smiled, "It wasn't so bad. It's not like they didn't know,"

"Still, how jejune," Sasori replied, stretching.

Deidara laughed a little to himself and scooted so that he was on top of his Danna's lap. Sasori knew what this meant. Deidara only did this when he wanted one thing.

"You know, it wasn't that bad of a game though, un."

Sasori looked up at his partner, "What do you mean?"

"Sasori-danna, Truth or dare?" Deidara smiled coyly.


"Do you want me?" Deidara's innocent smile gave no hints of his thoughts.


"Then I dare you to take me,"

Sasori was more than happy to oblige.

FIRST: This is for the wonderful, lovely :iconlil-rocklady95: Because she is wonderful and writes incredible things (I DEMAND EVERYONE READS HER STUFF NOW) and is also and awesome fan! She's incredible and I love her and owe this to her.

SECOND: This is like pure crack. It's a little ridiculous and meant to be mostly funny. There's a small amount of SasoDei at the end, but it's not fluffy like I normally do. It was weird for me to write not fluff. :P

NOW.It obviously has the potential for a Lemon, or a sequel, or a sequel with a Lemon. So I ask you, dearest, would you like me to write a sequel with more SasoDei than I included here? And if so, would you like me to add a Lemon? I would be more than happy to do either for you!
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HinataHyugaTheReal Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Hell yes. Please make another one cause these are great ( Also I ship Deidara with myself, regrets Naruto)
akatsukibabi Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011
lol nice ending
Sari-Akuma-Ookami Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
sicelyarien Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011
kicks but write another
crossmyheart1207 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Hahah thanks!
There actually is a sequel to this one somewhere in the jumbled mess of all my writing!
sicelyarien Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011
i just read it and im reading your alphabet ones ,sempai oh sorry if i can call you that.
crossmyheart1207 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I would be honored if you called me that. :]
And yay! I'm glad to know you're reading them. (wow, that's conceited. :P)
I hope you like them!
jisko2ijsko Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2010
Dark-Summers Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2010  Student Digital Artist
Oui Oui mon amour! Continue avec des histoire de Sasodei, non?

lol... I'm Canadian. It can't be helped. Yes! Continue!
crossmyheart1207 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Haha. One of my good friends is Canadian. I approve. It's fun.

And I hope that there's nothing important written up there in french. i have no idea what it says. xD
Dark-Summers Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2010  Student Digital Artist
lol all it says is "Yes yes my love! Continue with your Sasodei stories!"
crossmyheart1207 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Ahhhh. Haha. Well i will be sure to write more!
I'm so glad you like them!
Raspberrys-heartbeat Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
First of all:

I was giggling all the way through but there -->"Hn."

"THAT'S NOT A CHOICE, FUCKER!" Hidan cut in smoothly. you got me rolling on the floor! :rofl:
I totally rolled on my ass as 'tachi replied on the question what he liked on Kisame with a shrug :rofl:
Poor Kisame, tho ;P

Hidan with his wonderful self just completes it with beeing the vulgar dumbass he is :aww:

Seriously, this was brilliant. How Pein announced it as a..hmm..let's call it 'Theraphy for the whole Akatsuki to get to know eachother better' :rofl:

*sheepish grin* If it's me you can continue, and a lemon well let's just say we'll see what happenes ;P Maybe not a that hard one, but enough action for our twisted fangirl minds ;P write as you think.

oooh I love Dei @ the end...he's such a...naughty naughty little blonde

Dear, that was De-Li-Ci-Ous, fantastic, BRILLIANT!!!
I'm SO in love with it.
Yays for the *cough*small*cough* Hints of KakuHida and KisaIta inside! :rofl: That was awesome.

Okay I wanna marry it..oh and btw thanks so much for mentioning me in the authors comments and sharing such nice words bout me :iconblush--plz:
crossmyheart1207 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
AH! Yes! I'm so glad you liked it! I was laughing so hard while writing it.

Hidan just makes life so much better. He had a few good lines in there! How he took sex away from kakuzu? I couldn't resist adding that in there.

And yes, poor Kisame. But oh, it was so funny of Itachi to simply shrug. And then the way he smiles after? Oh, he was just doing it for funsies. :P

I will most definitely write a sequel then! Oh, it's going to be good. I'm excited.-begins writing-

I had to add the other pairings in there just a little. I love them, as well. I think they'll be slightly more prominent in the sequel. We'll see.

I love how the questions went from innocent to direct attacks on people, though. And then they all got mad at each other. Ah, so much fun to write!

And you're quite welcome! I hope everybody who reads it checks out your profile! Because you deserve fans! I love your stuff! :dance:
Raspberrys-heartbeat Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Can't wait for the sequel :la: *bounces*
I love the other pairings add them :D if you like

Awww :tighthug: you're so deserve fans too, yanno :la:
crossmyheart1207 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
I'll be working on the sequel tonight and tomorrow.
I'm sick as a dog so after work tonight I should be resting a ton.
And resting, of course, means writing!

I plan to have some revenge, some more of the other pairings, lots of Sasodei, some hidan being his usual self (which obviously means lots of swearing) and so many more funs things like this. It's probably going to be looooong too. :D
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